Anti Aging Skin Tips

Wanna hear a joke..................?

My wife bought a whole range of those anti-ageing cosmetics yesterday, then spent the entire afternoon in front of the mirror applying various creams and potions to just about every part of her body. Later that evening, she came downstairs and said to me "Be honest darling - how old do I look?" I replied, "From your skin - 18; from your hair - 25; from your figure - 20." "Gee honey, you're in a flattering mood tonight," she said. "Hang on a sec," I said, "I haven't added them up yet."

Public Comments

1. Good one.
2. Nice one! Maybe I shouldn't be saying this since I'm a girl myself. But oh well, can't help but to be honest about a good joke.
3. Hahahaha. Insulting. Lmao Thats F*cking Funny.
4. thats so bad it actually made me laugh x
5. Just a thought. How did you manage to extract the coal scuttle from your rear end orifice ?
6. I give you a 10 on a scale of 1-10
7. ha funny stuff have you noticed a decrease in sex though or was it worth it
8. thx.
9. WHATEVER!!
10. Quite good.
11. Wife: Why am I a size 10 in one shop and then in another I'm a 12. It doesn't make sense. Husband: It's probably because there's a McDonald's in between the two shops, you fat bítch!
12. funny
13. lol
14. Very good, made me laugh TY
15. nice one 63
16. ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL
17. lol.
18. Very funny made me laugh until my stomach hurt =]