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Is this a letter you would like your future wife to write to you?

I've been meaning to write this for a while. Tell me what you think. Dear _____When I was in high school, my dad sent me to a Christian camp that gave us the brick you have in your hand and encouraged me to write a letter to my future “beloved”. It’s supposed to be a symbol of the gift of my virginity that I have saved for you, and I have saved it. Congratulations, no other man has been with me. Do a little dance. It’s like knowing that no one else has licked the top of your ice cream cone or pissed in your bathwater, isn’t it? Now, you may be feeling guilt assuming you are one of the 99% of guys who haven’t waited to have sex with their wife. Don’t worry about it because a) I didn’t expect you to and b) God forgives you. I expect you to cheat (who doesn't?). It’s O.K. Life is chaos and you just have to shut your eyes and roll with the punches. I will never cheat on you. I will only divorce you if you hit me, (after I hit you back). Or if you write me a poem. I can’t wait to meet You must be very different from any guy I’ve ever met seeing as I'm actually marrying you. I don’t know why God thought marriage was a good idea in the first place. It sounds like a stupid comcept to me. Marriage is a business arrangement. We are in the business of rearing children, saving money for later traveling, and having lots of sex. Hopefully you have a sense of humor and we will have some good times before we die. I want to go to Europe, or Peru, or Japan and do extreme sports, or mission trips. See some good movies. We could join the peace corps. Whatever. Can you cook btw? I love food. We don't have to cuddle either. I know guys hate it and I'm considering separate bedrooms anyway. I like my own space. I don't nag or complain either. So, enjoy my virginity. I look forward to wearing the white pretty dress and having my family not look upon me as a single freak, or suspect me of lesbianism. Sincerely, your fiance. ps: We have to name our firstborn "Angus", because my littl brother bet me 5,000 dollars that I wouldn't. I want that 5,000 dollars. If it's a girl, we'll call her Angie for short.

Public Comments

1. NOPE!
2. hahaha. um that's cute. i was really thinking that this was going to be a sweet little letter but the whole second paragraph kinda threw me off...good luck with the hubby search though.
3. No...It shows how shallow you really are. I guess if you really don't want to get married then show it to him.
4. It depends whether you mean it or not...And also, saying you expect him to cheat is a bit like saying .. ah well, cheat, it will be ok. But hey...I think its quite a good letter all in all if you actually mean it and havent just been told to write it.
5. just write the second part! awesome and to the point! you go hottie... where can can i sign on the dotted line too bad all women weren't as pragmatic like you
6. I don't know where to begin! Like most of these other people, I thought it was going to be a sweet letter. Your virginity is a great thing but you have it built up to be something that he should be grateful to get. GET OVER YOURSELF! Good to hear you will not hold it against him that he isn't a virgin but you EXPECT he will cheat on you and are okay with it? KIDDING ME?! A business arrangement? How romantic! Traveling? Separate bedrooms? $5000 for naming your child Angus? At least you have covered the important aspects of marriage! If I were you, I would NEVER show that to anybody! I would run for the hills or inject myself with a plague before I would marry you!
7. Don't do this. Talk to him about things if you want, but just don't do this.