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Warning Labels...?

Can of air freshener: For use by trained personnel only. ( i knew that air freshener class i took in college would pay off someday) Windex: Do not spray in eyes. (but they're dirty!!!) Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines. (o kaaay...) Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.(But it tastes so good!) Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to what?) Komatsu Floodlight This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark ( i should hope so!) Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption (damn dont let me eat the earplugs, the mattress and now the fish food! im hungry!!) Rowenta Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (but its such a time saver!) Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. Blanket from taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado (now you tell me!!) Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship. (hahahahahahahahahaha!!!) Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. Hand-held Massaging Device Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Sign at a railroad station Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Shipment of hammers May be harmful if swallowed. Manual for an SGI computer. Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame Not to be used as a personal flotation device. Box of bottle rockets Do not put in mouth. Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean Do not drive cars in ocean. from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert Always drive on roads. Not on people. i dont know if they are all real, part of me wants them to be and the other part hopes that they think we are smarter than that. i found them at bored.com there were a bunch more but these were my favorite. especially the lozenge one lol lol psalm those are funny too!

Public Comments

1. Nice, it makes you think how dumb we are as consumers.
2. lol, these are as good as those road signs (Warning: wet when raining)
3. What other use does a food processor have...? This is gonna bug me now.
4. lol. wat is the other use for the processer??? lol rofl. that mattress one made me laugh.
5. Funny, thanks for the laugh
6. haha thanks for cheering my day up, im having a crummy one because soccer is my life and i was gonna have a huge game 2day but it got canceled because of a bomb threat. but this made me smile =]
7. really funny
8. Hey, I got one! It's from a sticker in someone's car (I forgot where) It says: "WARNING. THIS CAR IS PROTECTED BY A PITBULL WITH AIDS"
9. LOL luv em oll
10. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH i loved it! im going to show my sister! hahahahahahaha!!!!! were those REAL?
11. jar of peanuts may contain nuts
12. awww. that sucks; i've been sleeping with a fisherman's friend for years now!
13. lol i hav one:can of bug spray may be harmful to bees (that ones real) because you cheered me up i'll give you a life hint: do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste very good with ketchup
14. those are halarious...what else is funny is that they put handicap parking in skating rinks and bowling alleys =]
15. Railroad Station sign. Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. That one was funny.
16. That was freaking FUNNY! Thanks for the laugh I needed it!
17. Do not attempt to swallow mattress...what did you mistake it for, a MARSHMALLOW????? ~N
18. LOL!!! You didn't put these ones on there! scooter Warning: This product moves when used. baby stroller Warning: Remove child before folding brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warning: Harmful if swallowed electric hand blender Warning: Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter Warning: Do not use near fire, flame or sparks shin guards manufactured for bicyclists Warning: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover manufactured fireplace log Warning: “Caution - Risk of Fire ROTFLOL!! Those are so funny!