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Is there a surgical procedure that will make you a Redpublican???

I'm thinking a Pituitary gland enlargment operation. Or HGH injections. Likke Swartznager got.

Public Comments

1. lol
2. yes, its called a labotomy. ^_^
3. Lobotomy
4. Dunno about that, but remove your gonads and poof your a liberal.
5. Or taking a mind that works and putting it in your head.
6. Nobody would choose to be a Republican.
7. Haha. Freak.
8. LOL, it's called a Lobotamy.
9. I don't think anyone would want that procedure. Lobotomy? Or is that part of their brain already missing?
10. Of course their is. Didn't you see that episode of the Simpson's where homer had the crayon surgically removed from up his nose and he became brilliant?
11. Yes we get a sense of humor plus common sense. Democrats get their balls cut off and an lobotomy and get an IQ of 43
12. No, it is psychological in nature!! They lack empathy and vote their wallets!
13. I'm thinking the injection of crap into the brain would make one a REPUBLICAN
14. No, but I do think there is one to pull that corncob out of someone's tail end that might be inspiration for their becoming a Democrat....
15. It'd called having common sense and person responsibility added to your lack of character.
16. Yes, it's called an "ADDABRAINTOMYHEAD" that way, you can then spell REPUBLICAN!
17. Sure but the procedure leaves you brain dead.
18. It's a craniumectomy. It involves removing your Democrat head from your Democrat a s s. Once your head is out of your a s s, you can be a Republican. In some rare cases your head may be in too far to remove. In that case I suggest installing a clear plastic belly button so you can follow the Republicans while still being in a Liberal position. We call these people Independents.
19. all you have to do is open your eyes!
20. The procedure has been known for many years. Simply find a hard working low to middle class worker and insert a republican fist up their arse.
21. When whole brain transplants become practical, it may be possible to help you liberals. Of course you'll have to be on a waiting list for a Repulican cadaver's brain.
22. to make you a Redpublican, yes to make you a Republican, no only the smartest and most ethical people are republicans we leave the rest of the unintelligent and barbaric people to the democratic party
23. carefully remove ones ability to think for themselves