Anti Aging Skin Tips

Do you apply eye cream on top of face moisturiser? Or what... LOL!! sorry for a stupid question. and do you think eye cream is suitable for a teenager. i mean the eye cream that make the area around your eyes bright and less puffy etc.. NOT eyeshadow.. LOL!!

If i put cream eye shadow then powder eye shadow on top will it stop my eye lids from creasing? I use benefits gilded golded highligher as a eyeshadow and highlighter and I want to know what the best powder shadow for me to put on top of my creme eyeshadow?

Beauty experts HELP!!!? I'm only 24 but started using eye creams about two years ago 1) to make a smooth contour for applying eye make up, and 2) to help the dark circles under my eyes (had been there for years) I stopped buying eye creams about six months cause I couldn't afford them anymore. If my eyes feel too dry I just use my regular face moisturizer around my eyes as well... But now my eyes seem to be very wrinkly on the top and bottom and the skin more saggy than before... is this because I stopped using the eye creams or because I started using the face moisturizer on my eyes? Should I stop using either? And if I go back to the eye creams should I just be using them on the bottom or the top lids too? Thanks for your help!!! x x x

What Do You Think About The Begining of This Story? I was wondering what you thought of this story so far, please be honest, thanks! The computer made a soft hum as Blaire typed away at the black keys. Today was Kin, so she had to send Kinmil to all of her friends. Her eyelids slowly drooped over her opaque eyes, begging for sleep; but she knew better than to listen to them. With effort, she opened her eyes back up, asking herself if she had activated it. She waited for a moment then heard the dreaded voice coming from the silver speaker above her, answering her question. “Activation for H2O” the metal voice chimed as she tried to block herself with her lunch tray, but it was too late. The icy blow of water smacked her right in the face, numbing her cheeks momentarily. Finally it came to a cease and she looked to see what damage had been done. Her books were fine, the waterproof covers she bought at break time protected them from getting drenched in the water. Her metal table now had a small puddle on it, but that could be easily wiped away. She inspected her computer for a drop of water, grateful not to find any. With a sigh of relief, she quickly finished off her mils and pressed a silver button. “Permission for camera to be turned off while I sleep?” she spoke into the speaker adjacent to the one on the ceiling . She waited for a moment, hopeful that her little “nap” wouldn’t have more severe consequences besides the spray of water. “Permission not granted, camera will be off for ten minutes.” the metal voice chimed and she heard a quick bing, indicating the timer had started and camera was off. Quickly she tore off her clothes, then entered 345 into the glowing number pad next to the huge silver doors. They slowly slid open and she walked into the white bathroom. She turned the silver knob waiting for a familiar gurgle. At last she heard it, and the water gushed out into the tub. Blaire pushed down the silver knob and the gushing stopped, now the water sprayed from the colorless shower head. Briskly washed, then pulled the knob out, stopping the flow. “Five minutes remaining.” Blaire heard from the speaker. She pulled her night clothes on in a hurry, then inspected herself in the mirror, looking for imperfections. She had none, her cream colored skin was flawless. Blaire grabbed a brush on top of the counter and briskly ran it through her long, dark honey hair. She cleaned up the room, then entered 543 into the glowing number pad beside her, opening the doors. Now that she was out of the steamy room, the cold air hit her unexpectedly; now reminding her that she forgot to turn the heater on. She immediately bolted under the dark blue comforter on her bed. Blaire let the warmth surround her as she fell into a dreamless sleep as she heard a bing, letting her know the camera was back on and the light was turned off.

can certain ingredients in eye creams cause more lines. Been using "dermaquest" products from skin clinic I was concerned about the dehydration in my cheeks and so my mum and I, decided to go to a skin clinic to see what they suggested. You think by going to a skin clinic that you are getting the best stuff possible. I went for a free consultation and ended up paying £175 for a little six pack of what she described as fantastic to me and my mum. My mum only purchased the eye cream. We couldnt wait to get home and try it. The set I got had 2 different facial washes for morning and evening, a serum, a peptide mobiliser that she told me to use around my eyes, and a night firming cream and a day moisturiser. We were told to give it about 6 weeks to see a difference, and we have. I look like I have aged dramatically under the eyes, with more lines than I had to begin with. My mum has had the same results also. We both feel very devestated and angry. I have these horrible fine lines now coming from the inner eye to the top of my cheeks. What can we do. Is there anything to reverse these please.

Is it ok to use two eye cream at the same time? I want to use an eye cream to get rid of my fine lines and a cream to get rid of my uneven skintone around my eyes.I just want to know...is it ok if i use both at the same time?I would put the fine lines cream first then the another after on top of that.Is it ok to use the two different eye creams on the same spot at the same time?They are of the same brand and I really want to know if I will get the effect from the creams if i use them at the same time.Thanks!

inexpensive eye cream? i bought a real good eye cream form Avon. it helped with dark circles and rejuvenated top eye lids...problem is i do not want to pay $50 bucks again for it to dry out so fast! know any eye creams sold in regular stores??? oil of olay ??? what is called exactly??

dont you think "Eye of the Tiger" is the best song ever? Whenever i wanna boost my morale i listen to this song. it is perfect for raising one's morale. Do you know any similar songs? Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger Face to face, out in the heat Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry They stack the odds 'til we take to the street For we kill with the skill to survive Risin' up, straight to the top Have the guts, got the glory Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop Just a man and his will to survive

Lip cream and eye cream? I bought Philsophy beauty kit which has cleanser, day cream, night cream and lip/eye cream. Where do I apply eye/lip cream? It is it around the lips and eyes? Or is it on the lips? For the eye creams, I assume it is on top of eye lid/around the eye?

How do I stop my eyeliner pencil from bleeding under my eyes? I've tried different undereye creams, and it always happens anyway. Within a few hours I have smudges under my eyes. Someone told me to put powder on top of the eye cream but I feel as though the powder will accentuate wrinkles. Any suggestions?

I have a BAD infected pimple on the side of my nose QUICK? I have a really bad pimple on the top side of my nose next to my eye. i popped it(i no i shouldnt have) but this morning i woke up and the pimple of my nose was swollen and now my eyelid is swollen to really bad. i dont know wat to do. i heard put an antibiotic cream, but im not sure. i dont care about the pimple i just want the swelling to go away NOW.

Whats a good concealer or foundation to use? Ok. i want a good concealer or foundation that's not a lot of money that covers up my tiny pimples and that wont rub off so easy. & that looks natural. Which one would be better a powder or cream or both. Is their something different i should use for under my eyes and on top when i put on eyeshadow? Please help.

I have a eye stye that is spreading what do I do? I went to the eye doctor he gave me a cream to put on my eye the first stye burst and now I have one on the top eye lid should I go back to the doctor or just keep using the ointment?

correct order of facial wash and creams? well... what is the correct order of washing your face and then applying on different types of creams. Also can i use for instance a moisturiser, an eye cream and top that of with a whitening and/or a sun-care cream? if i use all those creams will they still work? thanks very much!!! p.s: my age is 27 so if there are any specialists out there i would highly appreciate your advice and tips.

Do you recognize global warming is only the tip of the iceberg and few are prepared for what we cause? It 's time to stand back and see from a god's eye point of view. Pick any god you favor or if an atheist at least step back. En mass, we as a species continuously diminish and or destroy. Relatively speaking few of us are involved constructively. While blaming everybody else we still resist the very nature of existence. Skimming cream off the top in stead of interrelating throughout. Our overall pattern is undeniable, pick any civilization you want. None can deny what most continue to cause, pick any place you want. "We" do not have ultimate jurisdiction beyond mutual sustenance and communal balance, and not just with each other, but throughout the span of life. Each one of us was offered the potential to evolve a cooperative equilibrium. Most need to consider their own bearings before proceeding any further.

Any one know how to make Pannekuken? These are Sweedish panckes that are baked and are real tall then deflate right in front of your eyes. They are topped with a triberry mix and sweetend heavy cream soooo yummy.

I need to find an under eye concealer for my holiday, waterproof, crackproof, smudgeproof, long lasting.? i want to be able to go swimming and squint in the sun without the fear of looking like a crusty weirdo, i have severe dark circles that need hiding while i am by the pol and in the pool.i usually do an ok job at hiding them but i dont think my usual concealer with powder sealer on top will cut it while im on holiday. If any one knows of a super concealer, or any creams to help reduce blue circles under the eye then please help me, i cant wear my shades all the time.

I have a droopy eyelid, what products can fix this? I have a droopy eyelid on my right eye, it makes my eyes look like they are different sizes. I would prefer not to have an eye lift and have heard there are other alternatives such as creams. Just wondering if anyone had actually tried any creams and had success. NOT the under eye creams but lifting for the top of the eye/eyelid. Thanks!

How do you keep cream eye shadow from creasing and to stay on? I've tried a base of mineral powder...didn't work very well. Also, eyeliner comes off on the top of the lid (so it looks like I have a black eye) how do I keep that from happening? Is there anything else besides a primer from places like Sephora or Mac, because none of those are any where near me.

What are your "Top 5" favorite skincare products? I'm a major "beautyholic", and I'd like to know what your Top 5 favorite skincare products are. Face wash, moisturizer, anti-ageing treatments, eye creams, masks, toners - whatever you use to take care of the skin on your face on a regular basis. Please list exact product names and the companie(s) that make it please.

Black dots and lines in eye? I have a black dot in my right eye. In my left one there is one too, bit it's not a dot, seems like many lines on top of each other. Not much noticeable. I have a problem with the right eye. The dot is small. It's not in front of my view. I always had this thing. Sometimes I don't notice it. I mean I can't see it for a few months, then it appears again. Maybe I just don't notice it or it disappears. My eyes don't hurt. I found that these things are normal. Many people said who have the same problem. I had problems with my eyes when I was about 10 years old. It was allergy because of the flowers or something, it was long ago. The doctor advised a special cream and it worked. My eyes then hurt. It has nothing to do with the dots. I've heard that they will go away (fade). If you know some thing that can remove it, i would really appreciate it. The doctor can't do anything. Thank you for taking time to answer my question. I'm 17 year old guy. I've been tested for Visual acuity. It's perfect, I could reed all. I have no problems with reading. My head doesn't hurt.

(Market Research) Would you buy a waffle from a street vendor in your town? You are walking down a busy street, you can smell something very nice, you see a waffle vendor, he has freshly baked Belgian waffles and an eye catching cart, he has various topping like cream, chocolate strawberries, syrip. would you stop to buy one for £2?

Any eye make up tips? I have black hair and hazel eyes. I need some new bold, edgy, and different ways to do my eye make up. I usually have tan/pink shimmer eyeshadow with cream highlighter. Then I use black eyeliner on the top lid with the Amy Winehouse winged corners (but not nearly as drastic). Im getting kind of bored with this style and am open to try anything different. Any tips would be appreciated. Thanks!

i need help on a good concealer i got clinique n i got very bad dark circles?? Ive tryed alot concealers but all seems to crease up under my eyes and i do put powder i don't know what concealer is one or the best and i need something for on top of my lids...i put some concealer but it always creases up and looks oily.. n yeah i do use eye cream just hate when that happens

What are your top 5 skin products that you always use? Any good eye creams, moisturizers, cleansers, exfoliaters, acne products .. anything

Rash under eye... burning, itching, dry skin? I have had this rash under my eye for some time now. I went to the doctor, he gave me some cortisone cream to rub underneath. I used it for quite a while, I thought it was better. I stopped using it and the rash came back again. Another thing too, whenever i look down, it seems as if the skin under my eye blocks my vision a little bit. IT IS SO ANNOYING. One last thing, it only seems to go only under my right eye, and on occasion it goes on the top of my right eye also

looking for a good not too expensive eye cream? Hi, lately I have needed to begin using some eye drops that have a very high sodium content which is really drying out the skin under my eyes. (I'm 39 and don't yet have any signs of lines so i am very concerned about this.) I am looking for a moisturizer that is extremely sensitive and not too over the top in price. Any suggestions? Thanks

I got candle wax in my eye last night, is there any long term damage? Don't ask me how, it's a short and stupid story. It splashed, i washed with plenty of water, some dryed underneath my eyelid, and i could feel it so it took about half an hour to lift it out. I slept well my eye's still a little red, but i still think there could be a little peice of wax in there. Also the top of my eye lid on the out side got burn it scarred in the morning so i put acriflex on there it's a burns cream. Will it get worse???? I can see. Also if anything get's in your eye i heard you can put milk in there is this true?

whats a good eye tightening cream? are there any good eye tightening creams that work???/ my skin on top of lids are beginning to sag a little - is there one that will help for this area?? thanks for answering

How do I fix over lapping skin on my eye lid? I have extra skin on my eye lid, it over laps on top of my other skin and I have a hard time seeing so I was wondering if there was some kind of exercise and/or cream I can use to help my eyes?

Makeup Opinions? i have fair skin and brown hair with highlights. i like makeup→ don't get me wrong, but i only like a little. i don't like the concealer or foundation kinda thing. i was wondering if you thought this would look nice: FOR MY EYES: - put on shimmery pink eyeshadow that is in a cream form -on top of that put on light brown powder shadow, so it is shimmery brown now - line the bottom on the top eye lid with shimmery pink eyeliner -over that put black or brown eye liner, so then the black would be a greyish color or light brown color - put on brown or black mascara FOR MY LIPS: - put on a very light pink clearish colored sheer lip gloss. it doesn't change the color of my lips, just makes them a bit shiny! thanks, i really could use this

Help with Makeup + Under-eye Bags? I want to get a scene haircut, my hair is medium(at shoulders) so Im not sure if it will work but if it does I was looking for new ways to do my makeup, Im not Emo, so I dont want anything saying wear dark eyeliner and so on. I usually wear black eyeliner on the bottom of my eye and mascara on top lashes, sometimes I put on a bit of foundation depending if I have big bags under my eyes. I always use cream on my face so it isnt dry, which makes it a bit shiny, not lots. So can anyone give me any advice on makeup + where to go + how to put it on + what tools to use for it, that would be great! Also if anyone had any ideas or could help me with getting rid or making bags under my eyes not look so bad? But Im only in gr.7 on my way to gr.8, so I dont want anything that will make me look bad or give a bad rep..

Who is the apple of your eye, the icing of your cake and the cherry on top of your ice cream? Keep smilin!!!!

How can i remove dark circles under my eyes? I am 36 i have this dark circles all around my eyes. it looks like somebody had hit me on my eyes. This is heriditary, according to me. potato peels are supposed to be good. but i have no time to apply it. if there is a cream that could be applied on top of the eye lids, that would be helpful. all the creams i know is applied under the eye lids and there are no creams that could be applied on the lids.

im going out tonight so what type of make up should i wear for this outfit? im wearing a brown tracksuit and cream ugg boots with a white top so what eye make up and make up in genrall shal i wear should i wear alot of fountition ? eye make up ? lipgloss ? any other ? thanks. PS - IM NOT A CHAV !

tea bags for dark circles, please help? I just noticed some dark circles around my eyes, I've never noticed them before until this morning. They're not that bad, but I think the area is starting to get dark. I'm 21, a very healthy person, but I have sleeping problems nowadays. I haven't slept last night, and I have drunk 3 cups of strong red tea last night. I also have been drinking a lot of coffee lately... I heard taht caffine is one of the causes. Oh, I also accidently applied an acid gel below my eyes, it happened by mistake twice while I was trying to apply it on my face... I didn't get that close to my eyes though, but I woke up the next morning with puffy eyes, used tea bags and the puffs disappeard. I'm freaking out about this, dark circles is the last thing i need! Ok, my question is: Should I apply warm tea bags or cold ones? Can I use tea bags on top of the eye cream or should I was the cream before applying the tea bags??

is there a eye docter in the house. i need help? ok i been like this for a week now. my eye became red and now hurts my docter gave me 2 meds. drops called patanol. and then something called alcon i think its like a clear cream well 3 days later hasnt been getting any better now its puffie and my eye hurt so bad last night and this morning putting in the meds. i saw this. my eye hurts whats wrong with me. just me looking http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t16/darkmorning1/DSC06437.jpg my top right eye. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t16/darkmorning1/DSC06441.jpg then this photo take 2 days ago. lower part http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t16/darkmorning1/DSC06285.jpg

Questions about eye liner? Do you prefer pencil, cream, or liquid eye liner? Which of these would be best for a beginner? I have brown eyes (I would say a medium brown because they aren't really dark but at the same time they aren't super light either) so what would be a good color to buy? Do you have any special tricks or tips? Do you line both your top and bottom, just the top, or just the bottom of your eye? Where can you buy a soft pencil at a rather low cost?

Where can if find one of those hoodies that zip up to the top of the hood giving it a face with eye holes?? I've been looking for a hoodie like this for a while. I found them at Bape, Ice cream, LRG, ebay. But im looking for one that Alton on real world wore! I think it was blue, and had some other colors on it, but when it zipped up it had like a macho libre mask, very cool! If i can't find this then, i'll have to go with the LRG skeleton one. I've looked at almost everyplace i can think of, but just can't find the one Alton made! Can u Help?

My rabbits eye is not right. I dont know what to do? My little 18 month old rabbit developed what i belive to be an eye infection on monday of last week however i was off to London the very next day and left it to my mum. She has been bathing the eye every day and she got some antibiotic cream for her eye however it just seams to have got worse. The top of her left eye was very red and swolen and now its swollen more and now on the upper eye lid where you would put eye liner on yourself has gone black and pussy... I am extreamly worried i dont want to pay for a vet for them to tell me what i all ready know, mainly because i dont have any money can someone help me please.

Pre-teen With Eye-Bag Problem (Pic To Show)? Heya, I Just Turned 12 Recently. In The Morning I Have Dark Bags With Spots On Top. I Am Light-Skinned (I Look White And Black Mix-Raced But I'm Not). I Cream My Eyes To Take The Focus Off The Mass Darkness And The Bags. My Face Is Moist And Shiny And Its Dampens My "Image/Appearance" (If Thats What You Want To Call It) With The Certain Amount Of Darkness On My Face. Here's A Picture Of What I Look Like At 16:50pm (4:50pm) After School After Major Adjustments In The Mirror And Lots LOTS Of Cream. Go On This Website (Don't Worry Its Just Photobucket) http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/sh... This Is At 4:50pm So It Looks Better Than In The Morning. Especially At Certain Angles And Times. WHAT SHALL I DO? By The Way I Go To Bed At 09:22pm And Wake Up At 06:48am

What is the average time it takes for a woman to get ready? From wakeup to leaving for work: change phone plugs, go to loo, shampoo in shower, apply toiletries (deodorent, leave-in conditioner, sunscreen), makeup (eye cream, foundation, blusher), blowdry hair till it's just about dry (while styling with fingers), get dressed (shoes, stockings, skirt, top, jacket), jewellery on, choose what to put in handbag, grab keys, run out the door. No ironing, eating, turning on/off appliances or attending to others.

Girls - your top five products? Just wondering if you would list you best of the next items or maybe add some of your own:- 1, best cellulite busting cream 2. best firming eye cream 3. best volume mascara 4. best nail and cuticlecream 5. best nail varnish thanks

are the "top brand names" cremes like chanel,dior,etc. are they really worth getting? or are they all the same? my mother had a thought of getting the new chanel eye cream but i was a bit skeptical because it has such a high price. so i wanted to make sure if it was worth it and decided to find out.

Dark circles and lines around eyes? The circles under my eyes are a mixture of blue and purple and it goes from the top of the nose bone and out towards my cheeks. I'm only 16 so its not aging or anything. I get plenty of sleep too. I've been using a cream but it hasn't worked at all. How long does it take to work??? But anyway I wear glasses and I don't know if that has something to do with it or not cause i always wear them. I've tried getting sun on my eyes without my glasses on but that hasn't done anything. I really want to get rid of the dark circles and lines for good but if nothing can fix it I would at least want to cover it up as much as possible. So my question is do u know of any eye creams for teenagers who get enough sleep and who don't have aging issues, especially wrinkles?? Cause thats what alot of the creams are for- anti-aging. And do you know of any concealers for this?? Hopefully the concealers don't really make it worse long-term.

Concealer/Brightener Questions ^^? Okay,I have a few questions about my concealer.More specifically,my under-eye circles. Current concealer: Benefit-Boi-ing in Medium 02 Pros:Best concealer I've used so far,thick,buildable coverage Cons:Could blend better and also blend nicer with my foundation over top Current eye cream: Benefit-Eyecon (I like Benefit xD) Pros:Soothing,creamy,blendable Cons:I think it's causing me to have itchy eyes Current foundation: Benefit-Some-Kinda-Gorgeous Pros:Flawless coverage on face Cons:Darkens under-eye circles My circles are hereditary and severe.They are not blue/purple,but they are reddish-pink and purple.Sometimes more violet or lavender. Btw,I'm 13 so I obviously have young skin. Okay,that's just some background if this helps you define the products I'll need. Question #1:Is Boi-ing or M.A.C. a better concealer? If M.A.C. is better,concealer should I get?(I think I'm NW25) I want thick coverage and will stick with Boi-ing if it's thicker and has better coverage. Question #2: Do M.A.C. Paint Pots work well as a concealer base?I was considering getting Painterly,but I want to know if that will provide more coverage,and will make my concealer crease proof.OR,does Urban Decay Primer Potion work just as well?The color difference is what's making me ask. Question #3:Tricia Sawyer-Eye Slept-Is it any good?I want to order it from Sephora,and it has great reviews.So,if anyone has ever tried it,please let me know how you liked it.Also,if you have a wonderful under eye brightener that you think works better (preferably green based),please leave a suggestion. Question #4:Any good eye cream recomendations?I don't want to be itchy xD. Question #5:Any good tips/tricks to help my concealer appear as natural as possible and last longer without creasing? Question #6:Pressed or loose powder for setting?Product recomendations,please! Question #7:Has anyone tired using Knox gelatin (vitamin k) for vanishing bad circles?Let me know how it worked if you did!I'm starting it tonight.I think I tried it before once and it may have worked a bit.I don't remember.But,there was a typo in the recipe,and I just found the adjustment so it might be different.Hopefully better. Sorry for so many questions,but I just wanted to see what I could find. Thank you!

eye con cream for dark circles by benefit, does it work? it's on their top selling list, so it must, but when i tried it at sephora, it didn't do much. is it one of those "results in 2 weeks" things? how did it work for you?

How can I make swelling and itching go down on my swolen eye? Yesterday I had a mascara mishap, a bad one, not to mention.. I also found out what was making my eyelids itchy (my eye cream).. So a combination like that lead to this, I woke up with my left eye red, slightly.. but surely.. swolen, and my right eye is just red and itchy. The left is the one I had mascara issues with, I am pretty sure I know why it's like this.. I got mascara everywhere and i kept rubbing it and rubbing it and throughout the day too, because it itched.. Bottom line: What can I do to bring the swelling down, stop the itching, and calm the redness..? I was thinking aspirin and ice? But it's on my eye, so I wasn't sure if I should take different measures.. It's on the area of and around both eyelids (top and bottom). Thanks in advanced!

Eyeliners, Eyeshadows & False Eye Lashes [UK]? I LOVE wearing liquid eyeliners, but i can never seem to find any really good one's they're all either to watery or really hard to apply. Has anyone got any good suggestions on brands that retail in the UK. Also when i wear black liquid eyeliner i love putting a flick at the end of my eye. Sometimes fat and chunky and sometimes thinish, but the only problem is i can never seem to get them to go the same, like sometimes one points more upwards or is thicker or is at a totally different level. Please help. With eyeshadows, i like using creams or powder but i love it when i looks like a flick has been done sort of at the top of your eye with the eyeshadow (trying to find a picture) if you know what i mean does anyone know how to do it? & with false eyelashes I love them but haven't really used them before. I like the way they make your eyelashes look thick and seperate has anyone got any good fake eyelash brands that will last a whole day, are affordable & that you apply in strips? X I've seen Barry M in shops I'm just waitin to get a bit of money so i can go get some. I don't think I can get Barry M fake eyelashes from Superdrug though. I do not know what MAC is I've never heard of it probably because I live in the UK if it doesn't already say so. Please keep helping me. & Thank you those people who have already made suggestions X

quick question? i have began to notice lines that are appearing on the skin from the inner corner of my eye to the top of my cheek. i know they are not from a lack of sleep (they are still there after a good nights rest), and i have even tried this straidrill eye cream. the cream did not really work, probably because its meant for dark circles under the eyes, not for lines (if there is a difference). what can i do to get rid of these? im only 15!

Plain Jane needs a change? I need a change, I can do hair but make up is a whole nother world for me. My make up consists of brown eye shodow (medium brown for bottom of lid and a light cream for the top) Black eye liner and black mascara. Can anyone give me some color choices for brown hair and blue eyes and fair color skin. I am getting bored with my same look and I never seem to choose the right colors. Also with lipstick how do you choose the right color and how do you make your lips look fuller.

Wierd Dark Circled under n near CORNERS of EYE!!!? I'm 18 yrs old and I have the most strangest dark circles! when you see them they drag down with a little visible crease. Instead of being "black" or dark, they have somewhat of a pinkish purple color with little circles on top (not very visible unless looking really close). And the weird part is that the start from the inner corners of my eyes on the nose wall????!!!! Ive tried concealer, one cream, cold spoons, sleeping early, and cuccumbers Is there any inexpensive cream out there that can work, im really trying to get rid of them, I've had them since I was 13. Especial the long wrinkle crease that runs down half way to my cheek. Homemade products i'll still give a try. IM IN REAL NEED!!! ='( *thank you for reading

Which of the following would you be willing to try on top of a cake? *Any cake you like the best,or pie if you'd like..=) 1. vanilla Ice cream 2. chocolate sauce 3. broccoli & cheese sauce 4. mashed potatoes 5. cheddar cheese 6. blue cheese 7. red eye gravy 8. whipped cream 9. black olives 10. any combo of the above listed,=) More than one answer is cool..=) thanx~

Do u like this makeover? I have this friend who's a freshmen so I’m a couple years older then her, she 15. Allot of times I help other girls get makeovers. She always tells me she loves my look and was asking if I could help her out with a new look like I did with the other girls. So I decided to help her, I used the computer to come up with some of the make over for next year. (1) "hair" She would have to grown it a couple inches, put some red hair coloring in it, of course at the beauty shop. Then she can use a large curling iron, and after curling she will use a soft brush to create beachy waves. (2) "Eyes" A few coats of light brown mascara, brown eye liner top and bottom if the eye light pink cream eye shadow (3) "lips" and a very natural pink lip gloss (4) lastly one very very thin layer of fair skin foundation, because she has freckles and I don't want to cover em up their to cute!. Heres a picture of my makeover idea.Do u like? http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u242/bucketdog_photo/omgwow.jpg

Simple Make-up Question.? I can easily put eye liner on the bottom but whenever I do it on the top I think it goes really straight and good when my eye is closed but when I open my eye it's all over the place and above my eye lashes even though when my eye is closed and I am applying it I put it almost directly on the lash practically. How can I do it properly and make it look nice and clean? Also what are some good make-up strategies for fair skin, blue-grey eyes, brown eyebrows, lots of small freckles and slightly chubby cheeks xP Pictures and step-by-step directions would be great !! I have very basic make-up. Eye Stuff: Seafoam green, hunter green, silvery brown (all in same pallet), Light purple, dark purple, blue and white (in same pallot),Light, medium and dark brown (same pallot), light pink/purple, medium and dark, Beige eye cream, black and purple eyeliner, black mascara Cheeks: Beige pressed powder, pink, brown, beige and light burgandy blush. Lips: brown, pink and red lipsticks, pink lip gloss, red lip gloss, lip smackers, shine lip gloss.

What do you do if your dog has a rash around his mouth? My dog has this habit of rolling in the grass face first, and just recently, he's had this redness all along the top of the outside of his mouth, just beneath the nose. He has it on his chin and possibly around his eye. We think it might be chiggers from the grass. If it gets any worse, we are taking him to the vet. But in the mean time, what should we do to help relieve him of the itching? We gave him Benadryl and that seems to work. We'd rather give him anti-itch cream instead, but we think he might lick it off. Have any ideas?

blurred vision in one eye?? I had a lump on my top eyelid ten days ago and went to see a nurse, she said she didnt know if it was a cyst or a stye, but gave me cream for it. The lump is still on my eyelid but its not sore anymore and is only small now. The vision in my eye is getting worse by the day, my other eye is fine. Why is this, I have always had perfect eyesight, it is driving me mad!! Please help!! (seing a doctor tomorrow.)

bare nine foot walls.. need help up top? I have a small (10'x10') bedroom with 9' foot walls, painted a yucky cream color. I can't paint them. The majority of things in the room are at eye level and below (for me... about 5 feet and below) but I have LOTS more space above on the walls that now feel bare, plain, and ugly... with one particular tall, empty corner where there isn't a window or door to break up the visual line. I'm seeking a CHEAP and FAST way to fix this design problem. HELP!

Do i wear too much makeup? i use all physician's formula products--blush, yellow under eye cream concealer, powder, and bronzer. sometimes i wear a little eyeliner just on my top lashline when i'm feeling "make-uppy", and i use maybelline XXL mascara (which is kinda clumpy until i brush it out). usually, i use chapstick, but lately i've fell in love with the new covergirl wetslicks fruit spritzers lipgloss in strawberry. so tell me, do you think i'm wearing too much makeup for a sixteen year old? i try to go for the "natural" look. oh, and any suggestions about a great lengthening mascara i can find from drugstores?

Would you buy a facial mask that is made from all natural glacial clay? I'm thinking of making some facial masks to sell online. I want the price of it to be as low as possible because i think other cosmetics are all over priced especially all natural products like burt's bees etc. i want it to have all natural ingredients such as milk, banana, and honey. i have access to red glacial clay found only where i live. and i know where to find it. and no wildlife or anything will be disturbed when i get the clay. it's found deep in the forest on top of the mountain i live on. no pollution around. do you think this would be a good idea for me to do? (and if you do, send an email to me mistar1@hotmail.com and ill email you back once i have something ready.) i was also thinking of making eye cream with the clay and some ginkgo biloba that grows in the area. send me some ideas too if you want! :)

Is "Monet" a good anti aging cream? Hi. I have been using monet anti aging cream and monet eye surem for about one month and i really like it. It seems to making my skin much clearer and fresher looking but i wanted to find out how it rated with other people. I have looked on google but haven't found it to be in any top ten. Its not a cheap cream though it isn't the dearest either. Has anybody got a honest and genuine opinion on monet? Is it as good as it seems? I have found a few different sites on the top ten best anti wrinkle creams but have found them to differ dramactically. Plus they all seem to be very expensive. Monet is about £49.95 for the face cream and £39.95 for the eye serum . but i buy mine from ebay so i don't spend that much. Any Opinions would be very much appreciated. Thanks Ann x Hi Trisha M. Thanks for that answer but did you put in the link for a fitness site???

Have contact Dermatitis on eyebrows and near lids and to the side of eyes? I have been told by My Dr that something I have been in contact with has produced this horrible rash. I have wracked my brains as to what I have been in contact with! Dr has given me Canesten Hydrocortisone which just made it irritate, then Daktacort ointment which didn't work, still irritates like hell. I am using Oilatum Emollient cream and wash He did say it could be coming from within meaning a virus in my body. Has anyone ever experienced anything like this the itching is driving me mad and I look like i've been in a fight, its also at the sides of my nose at the very top. Any ideas please.

Hairstyles...? My husband will be coming home in a few months after doing a 15 month deployment in Iraq and want to look extra special when I pick him up at the ceremony. I will be wearing a nice dark demin boot cut jean with a brown pointed toe high heeled boot and a brown and black wrap top. I have 2 questions 1.) I have grey eyes, I usually wear a taupe color cream eye shadow, is there another color that i could use to really make my eye color "pop" and 2.) do you like any of these hairstyles, I have long red hair..if you dont like these what would you suggest , I want an updo...oh if it matters im 33 years old (but look alot younger). http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa121/armywife_94e/prom13.jpg http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa121/armywife_94e/prom4.jpg http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa121/armywife_94e/p4.jpg

Are they warts?? If yes, how how i get rid of them? My niece has some "pimple" like growths that have been growin for the past 3 months. They start growing as pimples then they become hard on top. Then at the top they turn cream in color. When u touch them, they are hard. I took her to the doc and he said i take her to a dermatologist. The dermatologist told me to just squeeze the thing out the way u can squeeze a pimple. But am worried coz she has three of them and they are all next to her right eye. Can someone pliz tell me how i can get rid of them??

Would you buy skin care products at an antique mall table or booth...? Would you buy products, such as anti-aging products, eye and face creams, and serums. Spa products and mineral makeups? All with the latest active ingredients for less than the "big mall stores" sell them for? All made with top quality natural ingredients, and the address and phone number.... of seller is provided?

Sensitive skin below eyes and on the nose! Solution? Why is the skin below my eyes (on top of the cheekbones) and on my nose so ultra-sensitive? Whenever I sweat, while exercising or playing any sport, the continuous band of skin just below my eyes and on my nose burns like hell due to sweat. It proves to be quite irritating, and a minor distraction occasionally. Any specific remedies? I have tried some creams/Vaseline and lotions..they do not soothe at all; sometimes these creams worsen the itchy, burning sensation. PS - 1. I don't wear spectacles. Thus friction due to speck-frame is ruled out. 2. My facial skin is fairly smooth; slightly on the oilier side. Get a few blackheads occasionally. No acne, pimples.

The human population is persicely.....? this is how dumb the human race is.... so dumb they put the following on items Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. Endust Duster This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. Baby Oil Keep out of reach of children Little Ones Baby Lotion Keep away from children Hair Coloring Do not use as an ice cream topping. Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use. Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap. Stridex Foaming Face Wash May contain foam. and theres more but it wont all fit WOW

senior pictures makeup? I am geting my senior pics done tomorrow. I have olive skin, light brown eyes, and dark brown hair. Most of my outfits are kinda pastel colored (white dress, cream colored top, pastel pink top) plus a dark purple long sleeve shirt. What should i do with my makeup? my normal routine is foundation with concelear, blush, a lil bronzer across my nose and forehead, black eyeliner and mascara, and then bronzeish eyeshadow. for the pictures, what color eyeshadow should i wear?? etc.

Warning Labels...? Can of air freshener: For use by trained personnel only. ( i knew that air freshener class i took in college would pay off someday) Windex: Do not spray in eyes. (but they're dirty!!!) Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines. (o kaaay...) Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.(But it tastes so good!) Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to what?) Komatsu Floodlight This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark ( i should hope so!) Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption (damn dont let me eat the earplugs, the mattress and now the fish food! im hungry!!) Rowenta Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (but its such a time saver!) Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. Blanket from taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado (now you tell me!!) Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship. (hahahahahahahahahaha!!!) Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. Hand-held Massaging Device Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Sign at a railroad station Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Shipment of hammers May be harmful if swallowed. Manual for an SGI computer. Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame Not to be used as a personal flotation device. Box of bottle rockets Do not put in mouth. Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean Do not drive cars in ocean. from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert Always drive on roads. Not on people. i dont know if they are all real, part of me wants them to be and the other part hopes that they think we are smarter than that. i found them at bored.com there were a bunch more but these were my favorite. especially the lozenge one lol lol psalm those are funny too!

warning labels do you really read them ?? Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. Endust Duster This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. Baby Oil Keep out of reach of children Little Ones Baby Lotion Keep away from children Hair Coloring Do not use as an ice cream topping. Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use. Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap. Stridex Foaming Face Wash May contain foam.

funny labels (really funny)? Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. Endust Duster This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. Baby Oil Keep out of reach of children Little Ones Baby Lotion Keep away from children Hair Coloring Do not use as an ice cream topping. Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use. Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap. Stridex Foaming Face Wash May contain foam. ~~enjoy! ~~Also, I post several jokes a day, so check out some of my other questions for more jokes! ~~If you like, would you please give me a star? Thanks!

Will my ganache set? I apologize, I'm not able to provide the exact amounts I used...I eye-balled everything. I used one bar of milk chocolate and about 2 1/2-3 handfulls of bittersweet chips, and maybe 1/4 cup heavy cream and about a tbsp. of butter. Do you think this will setup firm in the freezer? I want to make an ice cream pie, and would like to use it over my cookie crust, and on top of the ice cream. Think I should add more butter? Would I be better off just topping the ice cream with it? Thanks for your time. Is my non-ganache mixture re-heatable (double boiler)?

help!!!!!! ive got eye problems, dark circles and much more! ??????? i've got dark circles under my eyes, i always use a lot of makeup to cover it up. it covers the dark part, but still doesnt hide the lines. it looks puffy to me but i dont know. its embarrassing and i model, so i gotta look at my tops, but this is bringing me down. i also have this weird red dot that appeared on my skin a while ago. it looked like i got a small shot or something, but it grew. and now i got this BIG red dot on my eyes. someone please help me with this. im only 14 so cosmetic surgery isnt the idea im looking for. i've tried creams and such but so far nothing works. if you could find a medicine low budget, that would be perfect. or ever something home made? ive tried a lot before and so far none of it has worked. here is a facebook picture of me, so you guys can see what it kind of looks like. btw, i took off my cover up, but i didnt completely, so its worser than it looks.im getting desperate. please help! thanks http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1133214710

top TECHNO/TRANCE tracks? If you share my taste in music I would like to know of any tracks you think I should listen to. Some critics place tracks in top 100 lists based on their influence in the techno scene but the tracks I pick out are mostly recent productions, with the exceptions of Miro -“paradise,” Push – “strange world,” and café del mar - “energy 52”. I suppose groups like Kraftwerk, The future sounds of London, and orbital deserve some honorable mention but are too out dated for my taste. Also Eno was a great ambient producer of the past. I left out underworld – “born slippy” from the top list because although it was a great song it went from hard to peaceful and I can’t be in the mood for both in one track A lot of great original productions aren’t listed simply because they aren’t available to the average music consumer but I would check out www.releaserecords.com. I prefer the dark moody sounds of artists such as Markus Schulz so in that sense I am biased. I also have a soft spot for some of the more ambient sounding tracks. I steer away from the harder tracks and prefer trance and progressive over techno. I did not add Sasha’s Northern Exposure on the best album list because honestly I felt bored listening to it. DJ tiesto was my past favorite and I think his mixing is top notch but that his productions are lacking, and I was not impressed with his recent work. Armin seems to me like he will take the top spot. However, I don’t feel he is the best necessarily, just more likeable. Moby was not listed although he is brilliant but his style is too different and in a league of its own. But I suppose his “children of the corn” would make it on my list some place as well as some other key tracks. TOP TRACKS Concil – Malibu Beach (1st track In Search of Sunrise 5 CD 01) Luke Chable -Petter - These days Sasha - Airdrawndagger 09 – Requiem DJ Tiesto - As The Rush Comes – Motorcycle DJ Sasha – Xpander 4 Strings - Mainline (Original Mix) Dj Tiesto - Forever Today Kyau Vs. Albert - Are You Fine [Original Mix] Ferry Corsten - Sweet Sorrow Benz & MD- Dilation Markus Schulz - Under The Sun George Hales - Autumn Falls (Markus Schulz vs Alucard Remix) The Police - Message In A Bottle (SOS) (Sander van Doorn Remix) (Rip) Armin Van Buren - Club Oxygen Headstrong feat. Tiff Lacey - Close Your Eyes (Matt Darey Radio Edit) Markus Schulz-Whirlpool - Under The Sun ( Coldharbour Mix) Markus Schulz – Connected Markus Schulz & Interstate - Peaches & Cream Markus Schulz Feat.Carrie Skipper - Time Goes By (Super8 Deep Mix) cafe del mar - energy 52 (three n one remix) Markus Schulz Pres. Elevation - Somewhere (Perry O'Neil Remix) Benz & MD - Oneric (Santiago Nino remix) Armin Van Buuren - A State Of Trance 2004 - Naked Angel Markus Schulz – Lagnuage Filterheadz - Yimanya (Markus Schulz & Austin Leeds Remix) [Rip] Sander Van Doorn - Pumpkin (Original Mix) SETS/ALBUMS Techno - Dance Rave - One of the best progressive trance house mixes mixed by blueroomproject.com Armin Van Buuren - A State Of Trance 2006 - CD 1 - On The Beach Armin Van Buuren vs Ferry Corsten - Live at Godskitchen -16-03-03 Armin van Buuren - ASOT 141 Non-Stop In The Mix 2004-03-25_MIDC Ferry Corsten - Live @ Trance Energy 2005 (12-02-2005) Armin van Buuren - Live @ Trance Energy 2006 In Search of Sunrise 2 Paul Oakenfold – NYC Global Underground VOCAL TECHNO DJ Tiesto - As The Rush Comes – Motorcycle 07 - Armin Van Buuren - Burned With Desire (rising star Rmx) DJ Sasha & John Digweed - Rabbit in the Moon - Out Of Body Experience Markus Schulz & Carrie Skipper - Never Be The Same Armin Van Burren - Burned With Desire Markus Schulz feat. Anita Kelsey - First Time Chicane – Saltwater Markus Schulz - You Won't See Me Cry (Deepsky Remix) EASY LISTENING/AMBIENT Luke Chable -Petter - These days Sasha - Airdrawndagger 09 – Requiem Concil – Malibu Beach (1st track In Search of Sunrise 5 CD 01) Pink Elephant – LAX (1st track In Search of Sunrise 5 CD 02) markus_schulz 01_feat_elevation-clear_blue Trentemoller - I Wish ( Late Night Mix) Chillout Moods - Cafe Del Mar - Chicane - Offshore (Ambient Mix) Chill Out - (Ambient-Trance-Techno) HARD TRACKS DJ Scott Project - I Want Your Love (A - Side Remix)(1)+ DJ Scott Project & Hypetraxx - Red Alien feat Afrika Islam+ DJ Scot Project--0 - O (Dark By Design Remix) Pete Tong & Carl Cox - Live @ The Void (Essential Mix) (1) DJ Scott Project – Scream Carl Cox - Deeper Mind Hennes & Cold - The Second Trip (Dj Scot Project Mix)+ HONORABLE MENTION Underworld – “Born Slippy” Miro – Paradise DJ Tiesto - Just Be DJ Tiesto & Ferry Corsten - We Came Markus Schulz Feat.Carrie Skipper - Time Goes By (Super8 Deep Mix) Pete Tong - Deepest Blue Armin Van Buuren – Sail dj tiesto - traffic vinyl – traffic Dj Tiesto & Armin van Buuren – Wonder DJ Tiësto & Moogwai - Viola [Armin Van Buuren Remix] Ferry Corsten - Holding On (Above & Beyond Remix) Ferry Corsten - Star Traveller Paul Van Dyke - Castles In The Sky Paul Van Dyke- We're Alive (vandyke mix) Techno - Trance - Delerium - The Silence (DJ Tiesto remix) Paul Oakenfold Nalin & Kane - Open Your Eyes (Markus Schulz & Elevation remix) Ekon – Skywalker Push - Strange World Armin van Buuren Ft. Jan Vayne - Serenity (Anthem Sensation 2005) armin van buren – shivers BetterOffAlone – Euphoria Dido - You Take My Breath Away - Dance Trance (DJ Tiesto Vocal Mix) DJ Tiesto - Adagio for strings DJ Tiesto - Requiem for a Dream [Leama's Dream Mix] Ferry Corsten – Sublime Southern Sun (DJ Tiesto RMX) Techno - Trance - Delerium - The Silence (DJ Tiesto remix) Paul Oakenfold(1)(3) Paul Van Dyk - Make It Armin Van Buuren – Spiral Markus Schulz Feat. Departure - Without You Near (Gabriel & Dresden Mix) Armin Van Burren –Oceanlab matt darey - eternity (alex morph remix) 1-18 Bailamos (Matt Darey Radio Edit John Digweed - Bedrock - Heaven Scent DJ Tiesto & Ferry Corsten - We Came

What you think of top ELECTRONIC MUSIC list? message me for suggestions? TOP TRACKS Concil – Malibu Beach (1st track In Search of Sunrise 5 CD 01) Luke Chable -Petter - These days Sasha - Airdrawndagger 09 – Requiem DJ Tiesto - As The Rush Comes – Motorcycle DJ Sasha – Xpander 4 Strings - Mainline (Original Mix) Dj Tiesto - Forever Today Kyau Vs. Albert - Are You Fine [Original Mix] Ferry Corsten - Sweet Sorrow Benz & MD- Dilation Markus Schulz - Under The Sun George Hales - Autumn Falls (Markus Schulz vs Alucard Remix) The Police - Message In A Bottle (SOS) (Sander van Doorn Remix) (Rip) Armin Van Buren - Club Oxygen Headstrong feat. Tiff Lacey - Close Your Eyes (Matt Darey Radio Edit) Markus Schulz-Whirlpool - Under The Sun ( Coldharbour Mix) Markus Schulz – Connected Markus Schulz & Interstate - Peaches & Cream Markus Schulz Feat.Carrie Skipper - Time Goes By (Super8 Deep Mix) cafe del mar - energy 52 (three n one remix) Markus Schulz Pres. Elevation - Somewhere (Perry O'Neil Remix) Benz & MD - Oneric (Santiago Nino remix) Armin Van Buuren - A State Of Trance 2004 - Naked Angel Markus Schulz – Lagnuage Filterheadz - Yimanya (Markus Schulz & Austin Leeds Remix) [Rip] Sander Van Doorn - Pumpkin (Original Mix) SETS/ALBUMS Techno - Dance Rave - One of the best progressive trance house mixes mixed by blueroomproject.com Armin Van Buuren - A State Of Trance 2006 - CD 1 - On The Beach Armin Van Buuren vs Ferry Corsten - Live at Godskitchen -16-03-03 Armin van Buuren - ASOT 141 Non-Stop In The Mix 2004-03-25_MIDC Ferry Corsten - Live @ Trance Energy 2005 (12-02-2005) Armin van Buuren - Live @ Trance Energy 2006 In Search of Sunrise 2 Paul Oakenfold – NYC Global Underground VOCAL TECHNO DJ Tiesto - As The Rush Comes – Motorcycle 07 - Armin Van Buuren - Burned With Desire (rising star Rmx) DJ Sasha & John Digweed - Rabbit in the Moon - Out Of Body Experience Markus Schulz & Carrie Skipper - Never Be The Same Armin Van Burren - Burned With Desire Markus Schulz feat. Anita Kelsey - First Time Chicane – Saltwater Markus Schulz - You Won't See Me Cry (Deepsky Remix) EASY LISTENING/AMBIENT Luke Chable -Petter - These days Sasha - Airdrawndagger 09 – Requiem Concil – Malibu Beach (1st track In Search of Sunrise 5 CD 01) Pink Elephant – LAX (1st track In Search of Sunrise 5 CD 02) markus_schulz 01_feat_elevation-clear_blue Trentemoller - I Wish ( Late Night Mix) Chillout Moods - Cafe Del Mar - Chicane - Offshore (Ambient Mix) Chill Out - (Ambient-Trance-Techno) HARD TRACKS DJ Scott Project - I Want Your Love (A - Side Remix)(1)+ DJ Scott Project & Hypetraxx - Red Alien feat Afrika Islam+ DJ Scot Project--0 - O (Dark By Design Remix) Pete Tong & Carl Cox - Live @ The Void (Essential Mix) (1) DJ Scott Project – Scream Carl Cox - Deeper Mind Hennes & Cold - The Second Trip (Dj Scot Project Mix)+ HONORABLE MENTION Underworld – “Born Slippy” Miro – Paradise DJ Tiesto - Just Be DJ Tiesto & Ferry Corsten - We Came Markus Schulz Feat.Carrie Skipper - Time Goes By (Super8 Deep Mix) Pete Tong - Deepest Blue Armin Van Buuren – Sail dj tiesto - traffic vinyl – traffic Dj Tiesto & Armin van Buuren – Wonder DJ Tiësto & Moogwai - Viola [Armin Van Buuren Remix] Ferry Corsten - Holding On (Above & Beyond Remix) Ferry Corsten - Star Traveller Paul Van Dyke - Castles In The Sky Paul Van Dyke- We're Alive (vandyke mix) Techno - Trance - Delerium - The Silence (DJ Tiesto remix) Paul Oakenfold Nalin & Kane - Open Your Eyes (Markus Schulz & Elevation remix) Ekon – Skywalker Push - Strange World Armin van Buuren Ft. Jan Vayne - Serenity (Anthem Sensation 2005) armin van buren – shivers BetterOffAlone – Euphoria Dido - You Take My Breath Away - Dance Trance (DJ Tiesto Vocal Mix) DJ Tiesto - Adagio for strings DJ Tiesto - Requiem for a Dream [Leama's Dream Mix] Ferry Corsten – Sublime Southern Sun (DJ Tiesto RMX) Techno - Trance - Delerium - The Silence (DJ Tiesto remix) Paul Oakenfold(1)(3) Paul Van Dyk - Make It Armin Van Buuren – Spiral Markus Schulz Feat. Departure - Without You Near (Gabriel & Dresden Mix) Armin Van Burren –Oceanlab matt darey - eternity (alex morph remix) 1-18 Bailamos (Matt Darey Radio Edit John Digweed - Bedrock - Heaven Scent DJ Tiesto & Ferry Corsten - We Came

What are your top 5 albums of 1966? I'm sick of listing 70's albums, it's time to go further back. The list of albums to pick from is much smaller in the 60's. 1) The Beatles - Revolver 2) Cream - Fresh Cream 3) The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds 4) The Beatles - Yesterday and Today 5) The Mama's & the Papa's - If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears Edit: Astrid; 13th Floor Elevators, that's a forgotten blast from the past!

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products? Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. Endust Duster This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. Baby Oil Keep out of reach of children Little Ones Baby Lotion Keep away from children Hair Coloring Do not use as an ice cream topping. Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use. Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap. Stridex Foaming Face Wash May contain foam. Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower. 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Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you New Zealand insect spray: This product not tested on animals. Blanket from taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado Cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place. Infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship. Disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake. Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. Curling Iron Warning: This product can burn eyes. Hair Dryer Do not use in shower. Hair Dryer Do not use while sleeping. Hand-held Massaging Device Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket. Do not place this product into any electronic equipment. A toilet at a public sports facility Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking. Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Container of Underarm Deodorant. Caution: Do not spray in eyes. Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter. Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks. Toner cartridge for a laser printer Do not eat toner. 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow Not intended for highway use. Can of self-defense pepper spray. May irritate eyes. Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock" Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. A frisbee Warning: May contain small parts. A toilet bowl cleaning brush. Do not use orally. A birthday card for a 1 year old. Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less. Heated seat cushion Warning: Do not use on eyes. Microwave Oven: Do not use for drying pets. Electric Cattle Prod For use on animals only. 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What Would You Name These Little Babies? How this works. Copy and paste the list and give a potential name (and middle name, if you are bored) for each baby from looking at their nickname: (You can give them boy or girl names or both) 1) Carrot Top 2) Pumpkin 3) Lil' Angel 4) Lil' Devil 5) Baby Ice Cream 6) Dimples 7) Curly Top 8) Brown Eyes 9) Honey Bunny 10) Lil' Dancer For Example: 1) Carrot Top- Max 2) Pumpkin- Kelly 3) Lil' Angel- Amelie Grace 4) Lil' Devil- Chase Dylan 5) Baby Ice Cream- Emily Jane 6) Dimples- Sean Michael 7) Curly Top- Sabrina 8) Brown Eyes- Aidan 9) Honey Bunny- James "Jimmy" Alan 10) Lil' Dancer- Angelina This is just for fun only. Joni, no one is making you answer this question and insulting me is just going to make me report you. Wow you people are mean. No one is making you answer my questions. Do you get your kicks by insulting the asker?

Sensitive skin below eyes and on the nose! Solution? Why is the skin below my eyes (on top of the cheekbones) and on my nose so ultra-sensitive? Whenever I sweat, while exercising or playing any sport, the continuous band of skin just below my eyes and on my nose burns like hell due to sweat. It proves to be quite irritating, and a minor distraction occasionally. Any specific remedies? I have tried some creams/Vaseline and lotions..they do not soothe at all; sometimes these creams worsen the itchy, burning sensation. PS - 1. I don't wear spectacles. Thus friction due to speck-frame is ruled out. 2. My facial skin is fairly smooth; slightly on the oilier side. Get a few blackheads occasionally. No acne, pimples. @ Technicolour eyes - thanks! Thats one thing I haven't tried as yet.

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So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!" Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in." So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language. Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today". "For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad. Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play." Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with." Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?" Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed." The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door. Mom : "Now what do I do?" Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!" Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr.Johnson and his secretary are on a train to Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice, I'm a little cold, could I borrow your blanket? The man says how would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile? The secretary jumps at the chance and begins to get out of bed. Then he replies, good, then you can get your own damn blanket. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal." So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in." The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did. I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man. "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two old ladies have played bridge together for many years, and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well. One day, during a game of cards, one lady suddenly looks up at the other and says, "I realize we've known each other for many years, but for the life of me, I just can't bring it to mind... would you please tell me your name again, dear?" There is dead silence for a couple of minutes, then the other lady responds, "How soon do you need to know?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know there are starving people in those third world countries, and you're just wasting that food. Then package it up and ship it to 'em if you're so concerned you dumb shit! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had left him in the same brown suit he'd been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him. She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she'd brought especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time. The lady said, "Who's paying for this?" Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit. After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he'd been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor!" he started. "No need to repeat yourself, my good man," replied the doctor. "One 'doctor' is enough." "Yes, well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!" "A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Come over here and lie down on the couch." "Oh no, Doctor. I'm not allowed up on the furniture." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed. The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The teacher of the Earth Science class was lecturing on map reading. He spent the class explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes. Towards the end of class, the teacher asked his students, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude..." A student's voice broke the confused silence, and volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone, sir." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. "Why Bloomingdales?" asked the rabbi. "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half. The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager and so he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the request and the man went on his way. Later on the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?" The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir." "Oh, really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" inquired the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there." "My wife is from Minnesota", exclaimed the manager. The boy instantly replied, "Really! What team did she play for?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally the man put the bird in the freezer. About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer it said "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!" I Have no Idea what happened here!! SORRY

What do you think of this outfits?? :D? I am thirteen and i have thick ash brown hair and i have dark blue eyes, i am about 5 feet, and thin! My family decided we are going to flordia but now we r second guessing! I picked out these outfits and was wondering what you thought top-http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.aspx?DeptID=40380&CatID=40588&CatTyp=DEP& ( in the ice cream one) top 2-http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.aspx?DeptID=40380&CatID=45045&( in mauve) bottom- http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=1200&size=&style=37795603&color=203&token= shoe-http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flip-flop-style_1940_42686788 hair-http://www.hairfinder.com/articles2005/loreal2005pictures/blushes.jpg Hair with like one or two highlites, member i have brown hair eye-http://www.visioncarespecialists-il.com/flcb_true_sapphire_high.jpg ( my conatacts) makeup-http://www.kidsplanet.nl/upload/1491411_340_1112696380216-Smokeyr.jpg ( eye shadow) http://www.backstagebeauty.net (the lipgloss) What u think? sorry!!!! http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.aspx?DeptID=40380&CatID=40588&CatTyp=DEP&ItemTyp=C&GrpTyp=PRD&ItemID=1206373&ProdSeq=4&Cat=tanks%2bcamis&Dep=Juniors&PCat=tops%2btees&PCatID=40494&RefPage=ProductList&Sale=&ProdCount=40&RecPtr=&ShowMenu=&TTYP=&ShopBy=0&RefPageName=CategoryAll.aspx&RefCatID=40494&RefDeptID=40380&Page=1&CmCatId=EXTERNAL|40494|40588 in the ice cream cone http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.aspx?DeptID=40380&CatID=45045&CatTyp=DEP&ItemTyp=C&GrpTyp=STY&ItemID=110d055&ProdSeq=9&Cat=short-sleeves&Dep=Juniors&PCat=tops%2btees&PCatID=40494&RefPage=ProductList&Sale=&ProdCount=63&RecPtr=&ShowMenu=&TTYP=&ShopBy=0&RefPageName=CategoryAll.aspx&RefCatID=40494&RefDeptID=40380&Page=99&CmCatId=EXTERNAL|40494|45045 in this mauve color!!! the lipgloss it supposed to be a pale pink lipgloss

Makeup in the eyes? Even when I don't use mascara under my lashes (only on top) and no eyeliner inside the lashes or any creams around my eyes, I still end up having to remove a clear film of "skin" from my eyes all day long. I think nature make this skin form to clear the eyeball of makeup that got onto it, but am I the only person who has this and what do I do about it? I also get makeup clogging into the corners of my eyes sometimes, how do you prevent that. It keeps returning all day long even after I've removed it. I really appreciate your answer, but I mentioned that I was not using creams (to see if that would solve the problem?)

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What religious group would you rather have cook you dinner? ***I say the Amish. Close your eyes and imagine*** A huge roasted free range turkey prepared in an ancient traditional wood fired oven, crispy golden brown and juicy and basted for hours with fresh churned butter straight from the cow. Hand mashed potatoes with hot giblet gravy delightfully oozing down the sides like little waterfalls of bliss. Fresh boiled corn on the cob picked hours ago right from the field, absolutely glistening with melted butter. Shoofly pie, prepared with a sinful amount of molassas, and a huge dollop of fresh whipped cream on top. mmmmmmmmmmm

Ladies! Care to share a worst date story? I'm curious to know about your worst date. I'll tell you one of mine. Tell me if you can top this. I went out with a guy who I had known for a while. He proclaimed to be a successful and really rich attorney. I didn't care about his status, but he constantly bragged about it. One afternoon he showed up wearing a horrible 80's outfit with fannypack and all and he took me to a diner. I tried to pick something from the lunch menu, but he insisted that I get ice cream rather than any real food. Shocked, I obliged. As we ate our ice cream, he closed his eyes and started reminiscing about an ex-girlfriend of his who dumped him years ago. Later when he got the bill (which was 5 bucks for both of our ice creams), he announced 3 times that he was going to pay for it. I guess he's really rich because he is so cheap! When he walked to the register to pay the 5 bucks, he had his napkin lodged between his legs like toilet paper and didn't even realize it until it eventually fell to the floor.

Could someone explain to me what the meaning the song Ghetto Superstar is? I don't understand it very well. All I know is it something about black people rebeling agasint the American goverment for some reason. Please explain why. Here are the lyrics: ODB] Man man look up at the sky All the stars man the stars is beautiful tonight Look at em! Chorus: Mya Ghetto superstar that is what you are Comin from afar reachin for the stars Run away with me to another place We can rely on each other uh huh From one corner to another uh huh [Pras] Uh yeah yo yo Some got, hopes and dreams, we got, ways and means The surpreme dream team, always up with the schemes From hubcaps to sellin raps, name your theme My rise to the top, floatin on this cream Who the hell wanna stop me, I hated those who doubt me A million ReFugees with unlimited warranties Black Ceasar, dating top skeezers Diplomatic legalese, no time for a Visa They just begun, I'ma shoot them one by one Got five sides to me, somethin like a pentagon Strike with the forces of King Solomon Lettin bygones be bygones, and so on, and so on I'ma teach this cat, how to live in the ghetto Keepin it retro-spective from the get go Lay low, let my mind shine like a halo P-P-Politic with ghetto senators on the deelow Chorus [Ol' Dirty Bastard] One two, and you don't stop, yo My eyes is sore, bein a senator Behind closed doors hittin truth to the seafloor The rich go North ignore, the tug of war While the kids are poor, open new and better drug stores So I became hardcore, couldn't take it no more I'ma reveal EVERYTHING, change the law I find myself, walkin the streets Tryin to find what's really goin on in the streets [Pras] Yea, yo, yo, yo Now every dog got his day, needless to say When the chief away that's when them cats want to play I told you, mess around you fools like Cassius Clay Stretch my heater make you do a pas de bourree Kick your balls like Pele, pick em doin ballet Peak like Dante, broader than Broadway Get applause like a matador, cry yellin !Ole! Who the hell wanna save me, from B.K., to Cali Come on Chorus [Pras] Yeah... yo, yeah Just when you thought it was safe in a common place Showcase your finest is losin fast in the horse race Two faced, gettin defaced, out like Scarface Throw your roll money, let me put on my screwface [Ol' Dirty Bastard] Well I'm paranoid at the things I said Wonderin what's the penalty from day to day, I'm hangin out partyin with girls that never die, you see I was pickin on the small fries, my campaign tellin lies Was just spreadin my love, didn't know my love was the one holdin the gun and the glove But it's all good as long as it's understand It's all together now, in the hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Chorus [Pras] Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh Yeah All Stars, yeah yeah yeah Chorus [ODB] Sing it baby, sing it babyeeeeeeeeee To another, aheoehahahahhhhhhhhh Yeahhhh, heeeee, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Could someone explain to me what the meaning of the song Ghetto Superstar is? I don't understand it very well. All I know is it something about black people rebeling agasint the American goverment for some reason. Please explain why. Here are the lyrics: ODB] Man man look up at the sky All the stars man the stars is beautiful tonight Look at em! Chorus: Mya Ghetto superstar that is what you are Comin from afar reachin for the stars Run away with me to another place We can rely on each other uh huh From one corner to another uh huh [Pras] Uh yeah yo yo Some got, hopes and dreams, we got, ways and means The surpreme dream team, always up with the schemes From hubcaps to sellin raps, name your theme My rise to the top, floatin on this cream Who the hell wanna stop me, I hated those who doubt me A million ReFugees with unlimited warranties Black Ceasar, dating top skeezers Diplomatic legalese, no time for a Visa They just begun, I'ma shoot them one by one Got five sides to me, somethin like a pentagon Strike with the forces of King Solomon Lettin bygones be bygones, and so on, and so on I'ma teach this cat, how to live in the ghetto Keepin it retro-spective from the get go Lay low, let my mind shine like a halo P-P-Politic with ghetto senators on the deelow Chorus [Ol' Dirty Bastard] One two, and you don't stop, yo My eyes is sore, bein a senator Behind closed doors hittin truth to the seafloor The rich go North ignore, the tug of war While the kids are poor, open new and better drug stores So I became hardcore, couldn't take it no more I'ma reveal EVERYTHING, change the law I find myself, walkin the streets Tryin to find what's really goin on in the streets [Pras] Yea, yo, yo, yo Now every dog got his day, needless to say When the chief away that's when them cats want to play I told you, mess around you fools like Cassius Clay Stretch my heater make you do a pas de bourree Kick your balls like Pele, pick em doin ballet Peak like Dante, broader than Broadway Get applause like a matador, cry yellin !Ole! Who the hell wanna save me, from B.K., to Cali Come on Chorus [Pras] Yeah... yo, yeah Just when you thought it was safe in a common place Showcase your finest is losin fast in the horse race Two faced, gettin defaced, out like Scarface Throw your roll money, let me put on my screwface [Ol' Dirty Bastard] Well I'm paranoid at the things I said Wonderin what's the penalty from day to day, I'm hangin out partyin with girls that never die, you see I was pickin on the small fries, my campaign tellin lies Was just spreadin my love, didn't know my love was the one holdin the gun and the glove But it's all good as long as it's understand It's all together now, in the hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Chorus [Pras] Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh Yeah All Stars, yeah yeah yeah Chorus [ODB] Sing it baby, sing it babyeeeeeeeeee To another, aheoehahahahhhhhhhhh Yeahhhh, heeeee, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Is this a letter you would like your future wife to write to you? I've been meaning to write this for a while. Tell me what you think. Dear _____When I was in high school, my dad sent me to a Christian camp that gave us the brick you have in your hand and encouraged me to write a letter to my future “beloved”. It’s supposed to be a symbol of the gift of my virginity that I have saved for you, and I have saved it. Congratulations, no other man has been with me. Do a little dance. It’s like knowing that no one else has licked the top of your ice cream cone or pissed in your bathwater, isn’t it? Now, you may be feeling guilt assuming you are one of the 99% of guys who haven’t waited to have sex with their wife. Don’t worry about it because a) I didn’t expect you to and b) God forgives you. I expect you to cheat (who doesn't?). It’s O.K. Life is chaos and you just have to shut your eyes and roll with the punches. I will never cheat on you. I will only divorce you if you hit me, (after I hit you back). Or if you write me a poem. I can’t wait to meet You must be very different from any guy I’ve ever met seeing as I'm actually marrying you. I don’t know why God thought marriage was a good idea in the first place. It sounds like a stupid comcept to me. Marriage is a business arrangement. We are in the business of rearing children, saving money for later traveling, and having lots of sex. Hopefully you have a sense of humor and we will have some good times before we die. I want to go to Europe, or Peru, or Japan and do extreme sports, or mission trips. See some good movies. We could join the peace corps. Whatever. Can you cook btw? I love food. We don't have to cuddle either. I know guys hate it and I'm considering separate bedrooms anyway. I like my own space. I don't nag or complain either. So, enjoy my virginity. I look forward to wearing the white pretty dress and having my family not look upon me as a single freak, or suspect me of lesbianism. Sincerely, your fiance. ps: We have to name our firstborn "Angus", because my littl brother bet me 5,000 dollars that I wouldn't. I want that 5,000 dollars. If it's a girl, we'll call her Angie for short.

swollen eyelids? i have blepharitis since 2000 both top eyelids are swollen . Doctor give me creams and pills nothing help.now she says it got to do with age. i dont belive this.she says the gleans around my eye are plug up with oil

Swollen Eyelids? I have a constant problem with my eyelids... When i sleep too much, or too late, I get these HUGE puffy eyelids... Other people get it under their eyes, but i get it on top! What can I do about this, without using special creams and stuff? Just a simple home-supply way... Oh, and that doesn't take like 4 hours, and that I don't have to buy something for... I must emphasize the not buying part, as I'm not even living in America.... For example, I tried ice on them, for like 5 minutes, but it DOESN'T work! Thank you!

DId Mobb deep steal these Lyrics?!? Ive hurd that MF doom ghost writes for mobb deep. Is it true, ive heard a song by MF doom and the title of it i dont know, it says track 06. and mobb deep has a song called hell on earth. these 2 songs have exacly the same lyrics. SO wdf is going on?? [Prodigy] Yo, the saga begins, beget war I draw first blood be the first to set it off My cause, tap all jaws lay down laws We takin what's yours we do jerks rush the doors Here come the deez tryin to make breeze and guns toss In full force, my team'll go at your main source We're not tourists, hit bosses and take hostage Your whole setup, from the ground up we lock shit Blood flood your eye, fuck up your optics Switch to killer instincts for niggaz pop shit Yo nigga Noyd what's the topic? Nine pound we rocked in Ninety-six strike back with more hot shit Illuminate my team'll glow like, radiation With no time for patient, or complication Let's get it done right, my click airtight Trapped in a never ending gunfight so niggaz lose stripes or lose life, jail niggaz sendin kites to the street Over some beef that wasn't fully cooked, finish em off Well done meat, that said twenty-two slug to your head Travel all the way down to your leg Chorus: together Aiyyo it's hell on earth, whose next or gonna be first The projects is front lines, and the enemy is one time I ain't gotta tell you It's right in front of your eyes (repeat 2X) [Havoc] We wreck the QBC, nigga rep yours it's all love Milli stacked down, heavenly guarded by hollow tip slug Then crack down, on wannabe thugs adapt to gat sound And bow down, slow the fuck up, see how my foul now Articulate, hittin body parts to start shiftin shit Never hesitant, it's the crack game unlimited Summon rasta we can do this, forever infinite Then reminesce, twenty years later how we was gettin it Either with me go against the grain you better hit me Leggin me or robbin me niggaz better body me Cause it's a small world and niggaz, talkin like bitches Bitches singin like snitches, pointin you out in pictures Cause she rep the QBC faithfully, playa hatin me All that bullshit, is just makin me More the better, then concentrate on gettin chedda If shorty set you up you better dead her, I told you Shape and mold you, Sun you, then I hold you Like a pimp mind control you double edge blow you It'll be I, like I'm supposed to, the click is coastal International to local, Bacardi mix physically fix Hit you with shit, that'll leave a loose nigga stiff Probably thick, Son I solved em Pulled him in my world then evolved him to chaos Walk the beat like, around the way cops the average pitstop QBCity GodFather Part III, Gotti Gambino And Ty Nitty, Scarface rest in peace Chorus [Prodigy] Yo, the heavy metal king hold big shit, with spare clips You seein clips when the mac spit your top got split Layin dead with open eyes close his eyelids Turn off his lights switch to darkness, cause deep in the abyss is street life, blood on my kicks, shit on my knife Youse the wild child, kid cold turnin men into mice I was born to take power leave my mark on this planet The Phantom of Crime Rap, niggaz is left stranded Shut down your operation, closed for business Leave a foul taste in your mouth, like Guinness POW niggaz is found MIA We move like the special forces, green beret Heavily around my throat, I don't play Shit brand new, back in eighty-nine, the same way The God P walk with a limp see, but simply To simplify shit, no man can go against me Test me you must be bent G, don't tempt me I had this full clip for so long, it needs to empty The reason why it full for so long, cause I don't waste shit You properly hit, blood in your mouth, so you could taste it Quiet as kept, I lay back and watch the world spin I hear thugs, claimin that they gonna rob the Mobb When they see us, I tell you what black, here's the issue It's a package deal, you rob me, you take this message along with that, I ain't your average cat Fuck rap, I'm tryin to make CREAM and that's that Whatever it takes however it gots to go down Four mikes on stage a motherfuckin four pound Speakers leakin out sound and niggaz leakin on the ground I could truely care less the God will get his Regardless blow for blow let's find out who wear hardest This rap artist used to be a stickup artist Sometimes I test myself see if I still got it A live nigga stay on point never diss Regard shit or forget the essence, from which I emerged P is sick, so save that bullshit for the burbs Live up to my word, if I got beef, niggaz comin in herds We flush through your click get purged